May 2013
egberts:
viarga:
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and...
allons-ydraco:
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
osobigbear:
women give birth they literally have the power to end the human species if they decide in unison to boycott humanity. So men, you should probably stop shitting on women, you have no clue what you’re fucking with.
boycott humanity
Best post in the universe
kinomatika:
kattostrophic:
andrewhussiesbosom:
*Billy Mays voice* BILLY MAYS HERE AND I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT HOMESTUCK
Billy mays is dead
doesn’t that make him the perfect candidate to tell us about homestuck
shinpurple:
Someday I will cosplay Superwholock. Dress up as Sam, Dean or Castiel. Act normal. And then I will rip my jacket/plaid shirt open, roll my sleeves up, reveal my tally marks and my “Keep calm, I’m the doctor”-t-shirt, grab my violin and play the Sherlock theme. Yes. Someday. Soon.
moonupabove:
askinnyblackman:
elloelen:
theprettygoodgatsby:
piffsburg:
Females: I want equal rights. Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.
Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit
Even if they throw the first punch?
how about no one hits anyone because hitting people is wrong
#god damn we learned this...
So I went outside today...
watchtheskytonight:
jen-rox:
kittycastrenchcoat:
I walked around in the city this afternoon. Enjoying the sun, the little shops, …
And in the first shop I went in I saw
a rack full of trenchcoats.
In the second store:
(The Doctor had a beard. ^ )
And in the book store there was this gentleman on the cover:
TUMBLR WHY WONT YOU LEAVE ME ALOOOONE
My...
imagine-dragonlords:
thewayweride:
If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy FINE If you’re gay and you fall for a woman FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys FINE If you’re pansexual and have a preference FINE What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the...
zatnikatel:
thespywhospies:
What if Cas does die a human and when he returns to heaven, Metatron expects a masterpiece of a story of the pretty wife, children and grandchildren but all he gets is
DEAN DEAN BLA BLA BLA SUCKED HIS BLA BLA BLABLA DEAN BLA IN THA BUTT BLABLABLA DEAN DEAN DEAN BLABLA BEST SEX EVER
I wonder how this major S10 plot point leaked so far in advance?
sketchythought:
traceexcalibur:
a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together
That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.
Denmark
katyissuperwholocked:
superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:
You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.
You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.
You receive free education.
You receive economic support while studying.
You enjoy free hospitalization.
You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.
nyehpora:
littletrenchcoatangel:
mriloveyourhat:
treatherlikeroyaltymycroft:
restlesslyaspiring:
oathkeeping:
when a fanfiction you love ends but then you find out it has a sequel
is that the king of sweden
is that the king of sweden
Always reblog the king of sweden
no that’s wilf u lil shits
iusedtobethefire:
katnisstiel:
yesbecausereasons:
real—not—real:
real—not—real:
assckles:
assckles:
I want to take a dollar bill and write “are you Misha Collins” on it and maybe one day it’ll end up in his hands and he’d be the one mind fucked for once
the journey has begun…
DOING THIS ON EVERY DOLLAR I COME ACROSS
Like I said
fandom will take over american currency
i...
Nerd Girl Confession:
dinogatorr:
nerdgirlconfessions:
I find to hard to believe that every character who ever digs up a grave does so in a perfect rectangle.
im looking at you dean Winchester.
thecompanionsdoctor:
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
TIMEY WIMEY FANDOMSTUCK
japhers:
a-little-insane:
What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you’d see waves being pulled by the moon and we’d wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers.
I’ll have whatever he’s having.
That one time Sam and Dean met Samandriel's...
-behindbars:
noellelaval:
wendigomyeggo:
Season 1, episode 8: “Bugs”
7 years later:
OH MY GOD
HOLY SHIT I NEVER NOTICED THAT
danceswithdoritos:
draemishs:
coolasacalliope:
thedoctorpottergames:
causticgambler:
nayariverax:
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
IT WAS HERE IN AMERICA TOO OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US
AUSTRALIA TOO I DON’T THINK ANYONE ESCAPED
IT WAS EVERYWHERE
IT WAS EVEN IN CANADA
teen-paradox:
intoxicated—chanel:
...
arachniclsgrip:
lovecraftianpsychoanalyst:
translucentginger:
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
i tried to explain to my friend that captain jack is a fixed point and no matter how much the universe tries to shake him off he will always be there but she didn’t understand until i showed her this gif
Whovians are beautiful people who do beautiful things
At first I thought you meant...
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
alegbra:
sexhaver:
alegbra:
imagine if real life worked like tumblr where if you decided you didn’t like someone you could click a button and you would never see or hear from them again
restraining orders
oh
acatwalkedacrossthekeyboard:
lovemegeminiously:
lorderidan:
HOMESTUCK VOCABULARY HAS BECOME SO INGRAINED IN MY HEAD THAT I USED “AUSPITIZE” ON AN ENGLISH ESSAY AND MY TEACHER JUST PUT A QUESTION MARK NEXT TO IT.
IT TOOK ME A GOOD 5 MINUTES AND AN INTERNET SEARCH TO FIGURE IT OUT IT’S NOT A WORD TO ANYONE OUTSIDE OF HOMESTUCK.
…
wow
Send her an email that goes like this:
Auspitize...
I think my newest OTP wins at crackiest ship yet
