asktheninjatrollicon:

Why train an adult to take down The Sorcerer when I can get a kid to do it and start all the training over every 4 years?

dennisbrain:

theirishwishmonger:

dennisbrain:

hello yes if any brass players wanna snapchat me nudes it would be appreciated
username is thehorniesthornist

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this is better than anything i could have hoped for

nothingtoleave:

Imagine if OHSHC were fight club.

oncloudnineandthreequarters:

being that quiet kid in class but hearing the juiciest things in other peoples conversations

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hydrophytes:

best card ive ever played tbh

hydrophytes:

best card ive ever played tbh

(Source: aquadaughter)

impromptuonedykedanceparty:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

oddlyclad:

highvoltage-inmylips:

oddlyclad:

jakerahodeez:

The fact that this even needs to be posted is fucking ridiculous

and why is “from” in quotations…

because racist white dudes have a tendency to ask woc where they’re “from” and they actually mean “what is your racial heritage to the nearest percent”

thank you!

Who do I contact to get these plastered over trimet

countdown to “NOT ALL MEN” despite the sign never actually even implicating men as the ones who do this, revealing that they know damn well that this is 99% done by men…

impromptuonedykedanceparty:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

oddlyclad:

highvoltage-inmylips:

oddlyclad:

jakerahodeez:

The fact that this even needs to be posted is fucking ridiculous

and why is “from” in quotations…

because racist white dudes have a tendency to ask woc where they’re “from” and they actually mean “what is your racial heritage to the nearest percent”

thank you!

Who do I contact to get these plastered over trimet

countdown to “NOT ALL MEN” despite the sign never actually even implicating men as the ones who do this, revealing that they know damn well that this is 99% done by men…

cthulhu:

outofcontextdnd:

"The sea god better be Cthulhu."

"Close. It’s Spongebob."

God dammit

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Cake that looks like a dragon

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Cake that looks like a dragon

baby:i- i-i-i- i-
mother:i love you?? are you saying i love you???tony come quick get the camera
baby:i-i- i dont understand why the new up-and-coming meme is a baby saying its first words, because its not really funny per se and it defies the very structure and iota of what a tumblr meme is; a short, chuckleworthy sentence such as ''..................slime man'', ''free him'' or ''i came out tonight to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now'' that can be put after an image post or text post alike. i am wholeheartedly baffled by this whole new meme era and i hope soon that we return to the conventional tumblr meme styles.